Do you suspect that you might be the wacky neighbor character in some main character’s episodic story? Check your suspicions against this handy list.
- You are blissfully ignorant of your offbeat wardrobe choices.
- The key events in any of your personal ventures are carried out in your neighbor’s living room.
- Your oddball and sometimes downright repulsive behaviors are the subject of much ridicule in your neighbor’s home, but your presence is never questioned and you never acknowledge even the most vicious attacks on your character.
- Your life has a decidedly B-story feel to it.
- Despite a lack of true friendship with your neighbors, you still manage to spend every vacation, holiday, and chance lunch meeting with them.
- You have a signature entrance, salutation, catchphrase, or, well, a signature anything.
- Your past (including work history, educational background, and familial relationships) is convoluted, ambiguous, and frequently contradictory.
